1 00:00:10,250 --> 00:00:06,829 hey everyone welcome back to some 2 00:00:13,759 --> 00:00:10,260 project zomboid I am plain as Jesse 3 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:13,769 Ventura my brother Jeff is plain as alex 4 00:00:19,550 --> 00:00:16,650 jones and Joe his plane as David Icke 5 00:00:22,460 --> 00:00:19,560 Joe is new to the game and he gets us 6 00:00:25,370 --> 00:00:22,470 into a lot of trouble it's very funny 7 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:25,380 and frustrating but I think you guys 8 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:27,330 weren't enjoy so please like and 9 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:31,170 subscribe talk to you later bye I mean 10 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:32,730 oh you take them I'm gonna go in here 11 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:35,610 you kill that one let's see if I gun in 12 00:00:39,139 --> 00:00:37,770 here there's not I guarantee you it's 13 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:39,149 not but if there's a rolling pin or 14 00:00:46,450 --> 00:00:44,430 anything the bashing weapon a fork a 15 00:00:50,779 --> 00:00:46,460 butter knife you see that a double 16 00:00:54,770 --> 00:00:50,789 roasting pan right by cortman the double 17 00:00:58,430 --> 00:00:54,780 what this is double fenced road by 18 00:01:00,410 --> 00:00:58,440 cormac yes take that past it I'm right 19 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:00,420 up there all right could use this hammer 20 00:01:07,910 --> 00:01:02,940 right about now there's only one zombie 21 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:07,920 said so I'm coming over to your way but 22 00:01:15,289 --> 00:01:12,330 I gotta be honest um yes I think I see 23 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:15,299 you Alex Jones I see you yeah where's 24 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:18,210 Joe I'm in this house okay looking oh 25 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:20,970 you have a zom oh oh that's what you're 26 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:29,529 I mean if you wanted I can kite some of 27 00:01:33,940 --> 00:01:30,890 them while you do the dirty work on one 28 00:01:40,389 --> 00:01:33,950 of them broken butter knives 20 way 29 00:01:42,249 --> 00:01:40,399 haves a hammer we got to go I have can 30 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:42,259 you use the hammer on him well the 31 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:45,170 problem is is a close-range weapon we 32 00:01:50,620 --> 00:01:46,700 need to get out of here and go south 33 00:01:57,429 --> 00:01:50,630 where's Joe are you logged in the air 34 00:01:59,649 --> 00:01:57,439 okay come on I follow us this way Alex 35 00:02:03,429 --> 00:01:59,659 Jones is overweight so he does run out 36 00:02:06,100 --> 00:02:03,439 of breath I think the inner farne pod 37 00:02:08,669 --> 00:02:06,110 all right we can go down this way there 38 00:02:12,009 --> 00:02:08,679 and their issues medical center good 39 00:02:14,380 --> 00:02:12,019 let's yeah I have a hammer maybe we can 40 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:14,390 break in there oh yeah we already hit me 41 00:02:20,250 --> 00:02:16,370 already hit it up okay as a [\h__\h] ton of 42 00:02:22,690 --> 00:02:20,260 medical supplies Judy's a big place 43 00:02:23,860 --> 00:02:22,700 that's a different place what is this 44 00:02:25,870 --> 00:02:23,870 these are different house watch out 45 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:25,880 there zombies coming up really quickly 46 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:28,250 behind see any yeah there are there are 47 00:02:32,830 --> 00:02:30,410 let's go come on come on get out of 48 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:32,840 there where you can stray cat let's go 49 00:02:39,190 --> 00:02:36,890 oh I see she was just kind of we got to 50 00:02:42,129 --> 00:02:39,200 get away from these [\h__\h] there's a 51 00:02:48,940 --> 00:02:42,139 lot of seeds in here I'll just take all 52 00:02:52,479 --> 00:02:48,950 the seeds Alex Jones you click OK this i 53 00:02:57,190 --> 00:02:52,489 am the seed all right sameer they got 54 00:02:59,559 --> 00:02:57,200 some upstairs I'm some Chardonnay 55 00:03:04,900 --> 00:02:59,569 excellent oh nice we get [\h__\h] wasted 56 00:03:08,890 --> 00:03:04,910 get hammered yeah never too early but I 57 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:08,900 found the bathroom nothing in there some 58 00:03:11,590 --> 00:03:10,370 toilet Kings in here shoot and you can 59 00:03:17,620 --> 00:03:11,600 drink this you can drink the water in it 60 00:03:19,090 --> 00:03:17,630 shoes shoes oh my god shoes drink out of 61 00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:19,100 the sink if you can before the toilet 62 00:03:24,220 --> 00:03:22,280 Jeff find out the hard way that I so did 63 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:24,230 I that drinking out of toilets can give 64 00:03:28,150 --> 00:03:26,299 you how do you do that you right click 65 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:28,160 on like it if it says the option to 66 00:03:33,970 --> 00:03:32,690 drink just click drink yeah so that's a 67 00:03:38,170 --> 00:03:33,980 good thing you don't want to be thirsty 68 00:03:39,430 --> 00:03:38,180 yeah alex you missed this house is kind 69 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:39,440 of a shitshow 70 00:03:47,470 --> 00:03:43,100 oh yeah it's how she sucks the 71 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:47,480 Brotherhood of pain is back I drop some 72 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:49,130 bath towels you see if you want these 73 00:03:53,260 --> 00:03:51,290 they're nice they're martha stewart 74 00:03:57,130 --> 00:03:53,270 collection oh nice well yeah can I could 75 00:04:00,640 --> 00:03:57,140 use a bath towel I was embroidered I 76 00:04:02,950 --> 00:04:00,650 love embroidery we have seven bath 77 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:02,960 towels do you like my blouse no wonder 78 00:04:10,030 --> 00:04:07,190 you're overcome xq seven Dells your 79 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:10,040 blouse looks amazing yes I took it off 80 00:04:15,550 --> 00:04:12,740 that's all I see now you're just you're 81 00:04:17,830 --> 00:04:15,560 very manly actually how could you be 82 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:17,840 sure you like it you can have it I don't 83 00:04:26,740 --> 00:04:21,730 need your blouse thank you I'm good 84 00:04:29,380 --> 00:04:26,750 chicken Alex gents coming alcyon just 85 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:29,390 chimed in the chat how do you do that 86 00:04:34,270 --> 00:04:32,750 press I why its global chat it's time to 87 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:34,280 just want to everyone know that the 88 00:04:42,420 --> 00:04:36,320 Brotherhood of pain is in town and 89 00:04:51,909 --> 00:04:45,820 we have nothing three guys in one hammer 90 00:04:56,740 --> 00:04:51,919 it we all share the hammer alright we 91 00:05:01,920 --> 00:04:56,750 just my turn with the hammer uh me I 92 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:04,650 Jeff second base to the next house okay 93 00:05:08,490 --> 00:05:06,130 yeah we can go to this house over across 94 00:05:10,170 --> 00:05:08,500 the way oh yeah I think I thought you 95 00:05:13,590 --> 00:05:10,180 were running very far away David Icke is 96 00:05:15,540 --> 00:05:13,600 gonna kill us he's gonna charge isn't he 97 00:05:18,510 --> 00:05:15,550 oh this is the house I started okay 98 00:05:20,310 --> 00:05:18,520 nothing here okay ah boo I have two 99 00:05:23,159 --> 00:05:20,320 hammers out this guy wants to join the 100 00:05:24,870 --> 00:05:23,169 Brotherhood of pain oh he does grimly 101 00:05:29,570 --> 00:05:24,880 ever I'm Reaper where can i meet you uh 102 00:05:44,100 --> 00:05:29,580 it sounds dubious uh you must bring 103 00:05:50,610 --> 00:05:44,110 tribute what do you have on a new world 104 00:05:55,499 --> 00:05:50,620 order madam that you sunk on application 105 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:55,509 process don't call us we'll call you the 106 00:06:03,930 --> 00:05:57,130 Brotherhood of pain what kind of tribute 107 00:06:07,620 --> 00:06:03,940 oh we need a wheel young boy we we need 108 00:06:11,879 --> 00:06:07,630 a guttural main drug while she's alive 109 00:06:19,050 --> 00:06:11,889 and uh not women because you know we 110 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:19,060 want to exclude Joe me grossed up guns 111 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:22,690 and drugs a belt can I use that to like 112 00:06:28,189 --> 00:06:24,970 masturbate or whatever I yeah you can go 113 00:06:34,850 --> 00:06:28,199 in the closet and asphyxiate yourself 114 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:37,350 have a feeling this is a trap or a ploy 115 00:06:40,860 --> 00:06:39,159 oh this guy might just murder us oh he 116 00:06:42,689 --> 00:06:40,870 will that's why I'm not gonna have a gun 117 00:06:46,350 --> 00:06:42,699 and we trying to potty I'll be trying to 118 00:06:49,469 --> 00:06:46,360 hit with a [\h__\h] frying pan I have 119 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:49,479 guns Oprah jobs we could lure him into a 120 00:06:55,110 --> 00:06:52,630 trap and hammer him but samurai be god 121 00:06:56,460 --> 00:06:55,120 damned it's time we got it we gotta lure 122 00:06:58,860 --> 00:06:56,470 them into the house come into the house 123 00:07:00,899 --> 00:06:58,870 bring your tribute yes and we'll hammer 124 00:07:02,249 --> 00:07:00,909 the [\h__\h] out of them yes you know I 125 00:07:03,689 --> 00:07:02,259 liked it we all could be in here by 126 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:03,699 tummy enters the house we just [\h__\h] 127 00:07:09,649 --> 00:07:06,970 bash the [\h__\h] out of them Oh means you 128 00:07:14,450 --> 00:07:09,659 can pop out of the closet yes this yeah 129 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:14,460 I like this idea I kind of 130 00:07:25,230 --> 00:07:18,250 jhumpa Jessie sure did it's hammer time 131 00:07:27,179 --> 00:07:25,240 [\h__\h] okay okay are you coming well 132 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:27,189 I'll be in the closet where I was spent 133 00:07:33,029 --> 00:07:30,370 my teenage years actually you tell me we 134 00:07:36,059 --> 00:07:33,039 didn't oh [\h__\h] um that's lucky are 135 00:07:39,450 --> 00:07:36,069 that's really quick so setting up a 136 00:07:44,219 --> 00:07:39,460 meeting point okay I'm gonna talk to 137 00:07:46,409 --> 00:07:44,229 we're set up a meeting point oh let's 138 00:07:48,899 --> 00:07:46,419 say minor injuries first aid required 139 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:48,909 where were you out you know closet yeah 140 00:07:53,850 --> 00:07:52,750 i'll do a medical check on you don't run 141 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:53,860 any more than you have to i think that 142 00:07:57,930 --> 00:07:55,360 might aggravate some stuff i'm not sure 143 00:08:00,959 --> 00:07:57,940 yet but i think it might probably Savior 144 00:08:04,170 --> 00:08:00,969 save your energy up here check out 145 00:08:08,369 --> 00:08:04,180 ourselves over here no stop it David 146 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:08,379 Ickes gonna kill us he's blindly walking 147 00:08:16,649 --> 00:08:14,650 into places Oh David no do you never 148 00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:16,659 know what's in here David Ickes he's an 149 00:08:21,570 --> 00:08:18,759 alcoholic he's he's constantly looking 150 00:08:25,709 --> 00:08:21,580 for alcohol I thought our red wine I can 151 00:08:29,999 --> 00:08:25,719 give him of the beetham off slit David I 152 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:30,009 need the J know where the lizards came 153 00:08:42,029 --> 00:08:39,279 from no no Kramer oh no we're good i 154 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:42,039 don't this house looks like [\h__\h] we yeah 155 00:08:46,530 --> 00:08:44,890 there's no this thing has been I think I 156 00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:46,540 see a dirty pickle on the ground over 157 00:08:54,449 --> 00:08:50,430 here with dirty pickle good is a Guinea 158 00:08:56,550 --> 00:08:54,459 wow it's Ron zucchini Wow is all this 159 00:08:58,100 --> 00:08:56,560 shit's rotten all the canvas Ardennes is 160 00:09:00,680 --> 00:08:58,110 pretty good 161 00:09:05,210 --> 00:09:00,690 there's a gas can imma take that to 162 00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:05,220 insert a fire burn the works down up 163 00:09:09,380 --> 00:09:06,870 here's zombies right in front of us so 164 00:09:10,699 --> 00:09:09,390 let's uh let's go up here we can 165 00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:10,709 actually my people Jeff and I can 166 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:12,029 probably kill these things we're pretty 167 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:20,480 yeah oh that glitch is still there yep 168 00:09:25,910 --> 00:09:23,040 Dave like my job what are you doing 169 00:09:29,060 --> 00:09:25,920 demon he didn't get out gather run David 170 00:09:33,590 --> 00:09:29,070 Icke how do i how do I kill him your bid 171 00:09:36,380 --> 00:09:33,600 yeah you're a bit big time um you you 172 00:09:39,019 --> 00:09:36,390 have to write right click and left click 173 00:09:42,319 --> 00:09:39,029 ok stop moving david icke cuz i need to 174 00:09:46,660 --> 00:09:42,329 make sure you don't die on the spot yeah 175 00:09:50,509 --> 00:09:46,670 um re are you you're just David Icke oh 176 00:09:54,110 --> 00:09:50,519 god stop your you have to do it are you 177 00:09:58,220 --> 00:09:54,120 using your spacebar or if you mind right 178 00:10:00,889 --> 00:09:58,230 click I'm doing a walk to your what 179 00:10:03,340 --> 00:10:00,899 you're you're right click um if you 180 00:10:07,130 --> 00:10:03,350 right-click on somebody scratched so 181 00:10:09,590 --> 00:10:07,140 hold on so here's a tutorial in this so 182 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:09,600 whatever you want to kill you right 183 00:10:13,490 --> 00:10:11,370 click and hold down on it hold down your 184 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:13,500 right click and then do it right now and 185 00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:16,410 then you press your left click in order 186 00:10:21,139 --> 00:10:18,870 to swing this infect you you're just 187 00:10:26,689 --> 00:10:21,149 scratched actually weren't bit so you 188 00:10:31,090 --> 00:10:26,699 got that going for you and uh she's 189 00:10:34,430 --> 00:10:31,100 Christ not like managing you wanted to 190 00:10:36,590 --> 00:10:34,440 he likes really gonna kill us there's to 191 00:10:43,639 --> 00:10:36,600 watch out 192 00:10:45,829 --> 00:10:43,649 back up David the test you get done how 193 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:45,839 do I come try to [\h__\h] cut off my slip 194 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:48,810 down maybe you have to hold the are down 195 00:10:57,069 --> 00:10:51,360 while yes you have to hold er Dao are 196 00:11:01,240 --> 00:10:57,079 down while you don't stop wandering off 197 00:11:03,889 --> 00:11:01,250 cux on this game is really challenging 198 00:11:06,050 --> 00:11:03,899 even are like he may be like wander off 199 00:11:10,189 --> 00:11:06,060 into the woods I wandered into the 200 00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:10,199 Ouachita me yeah right behind me there's 201 00:11:19,699 --> 00:11:12,990 two of them I need some help I'm inbound 202 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:19,709 ok turn around it's three actually even 203 00:11:24,110 --> 00:11:22,410 like he's really done this time what did 204 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:24,120 i do i'm in the I'm in the house I know 205 00:11:28,519 --> 00:11:25,410 what we're fighting for our lives 206 00:11:31,670 --> 00:11:28,529 outside oh do you need help three no I 207 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:31,680 think we can there you go David I got 208 00:11:49,939 --> 00:11:47,420 just popped it holy I should have a 209 00:11:51,829 --> 00:11:49,949 little injury probably you have minor 210 00:11:55,490 --> 00:11:51,839 injuries again it's a little injury with 211 00:11:58,579 --> 00:11:55,500 oh my god David oh my god you took a 212 00:12:00,889 --> 00:11:58,589 scratch d he scratched again can you fix 213 00:12:04,579 --> 00:12:00,899 him again yeah i'm running out of 214 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:04,589 bandages but yeah I have some bandages I 215 00:12:09,550 --> 00:12:07,040 don't have alcohol wipes 216 00:12:14,230 --> 00:12:09,560 well I got your disinfect the left half 217 00:12:16,449 --> 00:12:14,240 of your body gri stop loving what I'm 218 00:12:21,570 --> 00:12:16,459 wet yeah we're gonna get you a house 219 00:12:32,489 --> 00:12:26,070 he said take a long way around right 220 00:12:39,499 --> 00:12:35,429 sirenis the opposite the david icke 221 00:12:42,479 --> 00:12:39,509 doctrine is oh my god he dies die Oh 222 00:12:45,089 --> 00:12:42,489 Mike here's think that adhesive bandage 223 00:12:51,349 --> 00:12:45,099 those baby I killed 13 regular bandages 224 00:13:01,319 --> 00:12:59,579 David I'm sorry oh my god David it was I 225 00:13:04,219 --> 00:13:01,329 a zombie the whole time no you just 226 00:13:08,699 --> 00:13:04,229 turned into one you just keeled over 227 00:13:11,789 --> 00:13:08,709 ticularly hard to kill I just bashed 228 00:13:14,849 --> 00:13:11,799 your brains out thank you damn it David 229 00:13:16,859 --> 00:13:14,859 compliment I got nails he's holding out 230 00:13:18,509 --> 00:13:16,869 on us yeah well I got get the 231 00:13:25,139 --> 00:13:18,519 painkillers back take the orange soda 232 00:13:29,819 --> 00:13:25,149 yeah life is scavenging over me I feel 233 00:13:33,359 --> 00:13:29,829 like so self for taking your tweezers 234 00:13:35,519 --> 00:13:33,369 and taking your vitamins yeah I'm sorry 235 00:13:37,469 --> 00:13:35,529 David I'll [\h__\h] take a frying pan 236 00:13:39,149 --> 00:13:37,479 over a hammer I think I don't know which 237 00:13:41,419 --> 00:13:39,159 is better there he is if they're your 238 00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:41,429 gay would like your back holy [\h__\h] back 239 00:13:49,379 --> 00:13:47,619 unequipped that fork David x11 in the 240 00:13:51,719 --> 00:13:49,389 clip that frying pan he's got a frying 241 00:13:54,929 --> 00:13:51,729 pan go on you want a hammer I got a 242 00:13:59,729 --> 00:13:54,939 hammer I got to hand I've okay good six 243 00:14:01,829 --> 00:13:59,739 propane tanks so we gonna yell on 244 00:14:05,539 --> 00:14:01,839 [\h__\h] with this thing Oh ladies with a 245 00:14:09,989 --> 00:14:05,549 frying pan that's the way is so sexist 246 00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:09,999 it is why fighting with a frying pan so 247 00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:12,279 all right let's like jeevana frame pants 248 00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:13,989 I have an extra yeah would be the frying 249 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:24,440 equipe primary we all have frying pans I 250 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:30,310 slow let's go find somebody and beat him 251 00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:32,530 up with a frying pan chefs with a 252 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:36,790 vengeance she come down arla so let's 253 00:14:40,350 --> 00:14:38,680 say we get to have least this is this 254 00:14:45,030 --> 00:14:40,360 looks pretty good look at our frying pan 255 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:45,040 pan gang Alex Jones David I can just 256 00:14:52,470 --> 00:14:50,200 even cheer yeah you don't want it ever 257 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:52,480 well I'm look at that way oh please 258 00:14:56,970 --> 00:14:54,970 let's go in these stop stop don't go we 259 00:14:58,530 --> 00:14:56,980 hold on thankfully you can't there's 260 00:15:00,930 --> 00:14:58,540 only three and as a sheet rope of them 261 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:00,940 yeah so we have to do this we're gonna 262 00:15:03,810 --> 00:15:02,650 Burton we're gonna fish them out one at 263 00:15:07,290 --> 00:15:03,820 stay back we're gonna fish them out one 264 00:15:09,780 --> 00:15:07,300 at a time no one panic I'm going up on a 265 00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:09,790 lead one away against you can't all do 266 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:24,600 I want you 267 00:15:29,770 --> 00:15:27,790 okay a joke don't rush ahead hold back 268 00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:29,780 so we're gonna fish them out one at a 269 00:15:38,530 --> 00:15:36,200 time this doesn't have to be aggravate 270 00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:38,540 you know it ain't gonna be this can be 271 00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:41,120 very clean for us this can be there can 272 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:44,150 be a strategy here so one at a time so 273 00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:45,830 as soon as they can notice you er Joe 274 00:15:53,110 --> 00:15:47,540 come back there's already one coming 275 00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:53,120 towards us yeah there's one coming 276 00:15:58,480 --> 00:15:56,320 towards us so let's fall back fall back 277 00:16:02,410 --> 00:15:58,490 thankfully you're not falling back fall 278 00:16:06,490 --> 00:16:02,420 back hike ball back pull back pull back 279 00:16:11,590 --> 00:16:06,500 I wanna kill him I didn't fall back damn 280 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:11,600 it Ike you're endangering everybody cuz 281 00:16:19,290 --> 00:16:14,050 everyone has to come out and support you 282 00:16:23,980 --> 00:16:19,300 but they have to die [\h__\h] fall back 283 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:23,990 goddamn damn it David Icke is a 284 00:16:30,430 --> 00:16:28,730 reasonably new perspective unity okay so 285 00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:30,440 it is one more over here we can take out 286 00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:32,270 just planks in everything here we have 287 00:16:40,060 --> 00:16:35,720 to pick oh [\h__\h] um there's more around 288 00:16:44,490 --> 00:16:40,070 this way be careful you I do you have 289 00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:48,070 anxious and queasy okay well that's good 290 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:49,880 you got to eat some stuff and all right 291 00:16:53,530 --> 00:16:52,010 inventory probably queasy because yo 292 00:16:59,810 --> 00:16:53,540 check it now we're in the middle a fight 293 00:17:02,690 --> 00:16:59,820 how do I minimize this X out yeah 294 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:02,700 where you press I again you yelling stop 295 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:07,620 yelling stop oh my god oh my god uq q do 296 00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:11,010 not have q I for inventory I got a fish 297 00:17:16,340 --> 00:17:12,540 some more around the side here there's 298 00:17:18,319 --> 00:17:16,350 two more be careful I be careful I need 299 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:18,329 some help out here Jeff I'm right here 300 00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:29,310 oh my move yep fall back all that call 301 00:17:37,370 --> 00:17:30,870 backs all back anything like ball bag 302 00:17:43,370 --> 00:17:37,380 move call back yeah we gonna just one at 303 00:17:45,770 --> 00:17:43,380 a time damn it David like I didn't do 304 00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:45,780 anything this time I know but still all 305 00:17:53,930 --> 00:17:46,950 right everybody can pick a dance partner 306 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:53,940 now damn zombie beat down don't want to 307 00:17:58,790 --> 00:17:56,460 hang pants quad strikes again is there 308 00:18:01,490 --> 00:17:58,800 one okay do a quick check I'm fine I'm 309 00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:01,500 fine okay Aunt Peg what's that mean and 310 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:03,030 we can make tents pitch a tent you know 311 00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:05,130 talking about oh yeah I think I might 312 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:07,590 have one right now narellan zombies liar 313 00:18:12,230 --> 00:18:10,770 Mike his lawyers you guys lawyer it's 314 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:12,240 becoming night so we either make this 315 00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:15,690 run now or we wait till morning but I'd 316 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:17,460 rather do it now you all watch Game of 317 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:20,130 Thrones yeah we got to be like Stannis 318 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:22,770 you know we gotta did you go for it 319 00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:26,930 let's do it let's go for it follow me 320 00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:30,240 lead IV newer the warehouse isn't it you 321 00:18:33,410 --> 00:18:31,740 want to go through yeah you and you 322 00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:33,420 ought to go through at night anyway take 323 00:18:40,010 --> 00:18:35,460 them all by surprise so follow me just 324 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:40,020 go straight it's gonna be treacherous 325 00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:42,510 and dark you're not panic we're making a 326 00:18:51,950 --> 00:18:45,830 lot of noise by the way we do this is 327 00:18:59,810 --> 00:18:57,630 here we are remember this area now this 328 00:19:04,140 --> 00:18:59,820 is the police station up into the right 329 00:19:06,630 --> 00:19:04,150 yes Joe do not be but I see the zombies 330 00:19:08,010 --> 00:19:06,640 and let's be nice let's don't rush into 331 00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:08,020 this because there's a lot of [\h__\h] in 332 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:11,710 there hopefully and we don't want to be 333 00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:15,210 too loud we can do it one at a time okay 334 00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:20,190 okay what I'm is attracting them like 335 00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:22,540 either just more inside they're coming 336 00:19:31,410 --> 00:19:25,990 out so okay we go weird on her hip and 337 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:31,420 bash this guy in the head damn crowbar 338 00:19:37,020 --> 00:19:34,930 rocks okay so we got it I'm gonna go in 339 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:37,030 there and take longer keeping a lookout 340 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:41,170 look quick look around it's locked oh 341 00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:44,050 there's a lot in there but they're all 342 00:19:48,090 --> 00:19:46,180 right Jess yo come Joe come back what 343 00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:48,100 baby though open it up no they won't 344 00:19:53,870 --> 00:19:51,160 they don't they can t go watch out get 345 00:19:56,010 --> 00:19:53,880 back here get back to it towards us we 346 00:19:57,450 --> 00:19:56,020 need to create a line of defense and 347 00:19:58,800 --> 00:19:57,460 it'll come out of the window one at a 348 00:20:00,660 --> 00:19:58,810 time and then we'll smash down the door 349 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:00,670 and get in we get in piecemeal it's 350 00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:09,240 this one's tough as [\h__\h] good stuff so I 351 00:20:13,110 --> 00:20:11,320 ought to do is grab the corpse what do 352 00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:13,120 you don't want to rub don't you just eat 353 00:20:15,390 --> 00:20:14,560 literally pick it up so i just have to 354 00:20:19,980 --> 00:20:15,400 look through the window they'll come out 355 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:19,990 i have minor injuries when I could go 356 00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:22,090 back here get you out away how do I get 357 00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:23,590 buddy something can I dan date myself 358 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:26,320 yeah just right click on the band-aid 359 00:20:34,350 --> 00:20:32,110 your inventory if you have any alcohol 360 00:20:36,690 --> 00:20:34,360 wipes at least advantages the quitter 361 00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:36,700 did moderate damage but I don't see any 362 00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:39,190 you've no injuries just be some food are 363 00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:43,630 you eating are you dreaming yeah eat so 364 00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:45,070 there's a zombie come out the window 365 00:20:49,020 --> 00:20:47,380 here um we're gonna draw them out one at 366 00:20:50,610 --> 00:20:49,030 a time and get in here yeah just eat a 367 00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:50,620 bunch keep well-fed you don't have any 368 00:20:54,780 --> 00:20:52,030 actual injury some think it might be a 369 00:20:56,010 --> 00:20:54,790 sickness or yeah you could be if you be 370 00:20:57,780 --> 00:20:56,020 careful don't crawl fee if you crawl 371 00:21:01,050 --> 00:20:57,790 through that window you'll get yours oh 372 00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:01,060 you're right there so there's one bang 373 00:21:08,390 --> 00:21:04,390 at the door back there oh one came 374 00:21:13,020 --> 00:21:08,400 through the window whole [\h__\h] its nest 375 00:21:16,590 --> 00:21:13,030 who's Bachman ahead David Icke where to 376 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:16,600 David I go just bring the everliving 377 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:20,080 [\h__\h] you won't let me back out of the 378 00:21:26,190 --> 00:21:22,510 window you got in there you know Joe 379 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:26,200 went in there run out run run run out 380 00:21:29,430 --> 00:21:28,210 the front door you can eat it up in the 381 00:21:31,650 --> 00:21:29,440 front door when you're inside yeah get 382 00:21:35,070 --> 00:21:31,660 out of there this guy's behind this desk 383 00:21:41,970 --> 00:21:35,080 I'm hiding don't hide run he's not gonna 384 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:41,980 poop holy [\h__\h] trawler crap if I can 385 00:21:48,790 --> 00:21:42,770 yeah 386 00:21:51,550 --> 00:21:48,800 you shouldn't be bugged kill it just 387 00:21:53,710 --> 00:21:51,560 beating the zombie to do remove it I'm 388 00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:53,720 removing broken clasp around the window 389 00:22:00,130 --> 00:21:57,860 making so much noise we can go in there 390 00:22:11,950 --> 00:22:00,140 now we can help him out I'm climbing 391 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:11,960 through I got this [\h__\h] he keep beating 392 00:22:21,510 --> 00:22:15,470 him bit don't stop don't let up he's 393 00:22:24,490 --> 00:22:21,520 dead likes always give this trouble 394 00:22:26,230 --> 00:22:24,500 where is this other dude there's 395 00:22:28,420 --> 00:22:26,240 probably this is door / you doing open 396 00:22:31,870 --> 00:22:28,430 if we opened his door shits gonna go 397 00:22:34,060 --> 00:22:31,880 down I cleared out all the glass oh this 398 00:22:36,610 --> 00:22:34,070 is the door that we fly over I open yeah 399 00:22:38,410 --> 00:22:36,620 I opened the front door yeah so we just 400 00:22:39,660 --> 00:22:38,420 run out the front of this open up this 401 00:22:42,130 --> 00:22:39,670 door let him out and run out the front 402 00:22:44,980 --> 00:22:42,140 I'm just gonna get out then you guys do 403 00:22:47,830 --> 00:22:44,990 that alright alright I open up the door 404 00:22:51,910 --> 00:22:47,840 uh that's about it nobody's in there 405 00:22:53,950 --> 00:22:51,920 it's dark I can't see [\h__\h] why do we 406 00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:53,960 real but they ought oh joe doesn't even 407 00:23:01,870 --> 00:22:57,530 flashlight yeah equipment is your 408 00:23:03,970 --> 00:23:01,880 secondary think I hear him oh you know I 409 00:23:06,490 --> 00:23:03,980 think I may have dropped it sure how 410 00:23:10,570 --> 00:23:06,500 much it's probably in our stores dammit 411 00:23:12,730 --> 00:23:10,580 why would I drop that bring the 412 00:23:17,380 --> 00:23:12,740 flashlights in the midnight raid god 413 00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:17,390 damn it someone organized why did you 414 00:23:21,850 --> 00:23:19,700 break the flashlight it's nighttime you 415 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:21,860 dope yeah it's right there move back 416 00:23:26,290 --> 00:23:23,450 move back the other coming out they find 417 00:23:27,910 --> 00:23:26,300 us front door front door front door so 418 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:27,920 wait did you open the door yeah I opened 419 00:23:33,730 --> 00:23:31,330 up that back door so they could come out 420 00:23:36,470 --> 00:23:33,740 so okay where I couldn't even find the 421 00:23:40,370 --> 00:23:36,480 back door there it is 422 00:23:43,970 --> 00:23:40,380 oh he's coming that may be the last one 423 00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:43,980 will find out the goods are on the left 424 00:23:49,039 --> 00:23:46,710 left this store right here has everyone 425 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:49,049 back up back up to the lobby yeah okay 426 00:23:59,330 --> 00:23:51,090 all right your judges open the door fine 427 00:24:01,730 --> 00:23:59,340 that's good david icke lizards back 428 00:24:04,669 --> 00:24:01,740 there I wanted to find him he's gonna be 429 00:24:10,659 --> 00:24:04,679 the death yes it's crawler to crawl her 430 00:24:19,340 --> 00:24:15,200 yeah bit him it's Cologne Columba that 431 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:19,350 on yeah you smell shitty Jodi's Randy 432 00:24:24,169 --> 00:24:21,720 pretty yeah Judah's ran right into this 433 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:24,179 room take that box I'm not middle three 434 00:24:29,900 --> 00:24:26,850 bullets grab that box and I milling that 435 00:24:32,030 --> 00:24:29,910 shotgun any of the shotgun oh there's 436 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:32,040 two shotgun just three engines bucks we 437 00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:35,130 can all have a shotgun no because I just 438 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:38,070 found a bunch of shotgun shells Danny 439 00:24:45,049 --> 00:24:41,370 only taking one shotgun I don't know how 440 00:24:48,130 --> 00:24:45,059 to take it along and what's there I hit 441 00:24:51,590 --> 00:24:48,140 spacebar interrupts saluting oh I see 442 00:24:54,470 --> 00:24:51,600 we're gonna drop all this [\h__\h] off yeah 443 00:24:57,020 --> 00:24:54,480 Holt keep the guns and ammo on you yeah 444 00:25:00,560 --> 00:24:57,030 so when you in when and if you log on 445 00:25:02,090 --> 00:25:00,570 like your ammo mule you got all this 446 00:25:06,169 --> 00:25:02,100 [\h__\h] up my butt guys I got to get back 447 00:25:10,370 --> 00:25:06,179 to the place you can I ass hole is 448 00:25:16,039 --> 00:25:10,380 filled with bullets high-capacity colon 449 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:16,049 hmm I was born to do this job shin yeah 450 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:18,690 I think this is right I think this is 451 00:25:24,380 --> 00:25:21,090 pretty much yeah we just walked through 452 00:25:26,290 --> 00:25:24,390 the wood yeah yeah just keep on this way 453 00:25:28,930 --> 00:25:26,300 we made it 454 00:25:33,460 --> 00:25:28,940 oh [\h__\h] this guy inner inner [\h__\h] 455 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:33,470 place a real dude yet over armed to the 456 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:50,400 he's friendly sure that's what he says 457 00:25:59,430 --> 00:25:53,050 he's going to die if he's not because me 458 00:26:08,430 --> 00:25:59,440 buddy get both have shotguns it's better 459 00:26:20,450 --> 00:26:08,440 just be cool three people is just came 460 00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:20,460 up on guns okay we are the super picky 461 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:32,760 Brotherhood of pain sumthin TV episode 1 462 00:26:57,630 --> 00:26:42,850 we don't want to hurt you you just ran 463 00:27:02,790 --> 00:26:57,640 into alex jones Jesse for charity what 464 00:27:15,290 --> 00:27:02,800 are you looking for no just popped up on 465 00:27:22,730 --> 00:27:18,620 do you want to join a gang 466 00:27:25,940 --> 00:27:22,740 no I wouldn't give him a gun to be up no 467 00:27:34,190 --> 00:27:25,950 we're not if he earns all right how do I 468 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:34,200 talk why it t.t is local chat no oh you 469 00:27:46,460 --> 00:27:37,410 didn't want to join her a gang well okay 470 00:27:49,010 --> 00:27:46,470 you Lori weapons well yours artwork he's 471 00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:49,020 giving this guy down he's giving us some 472 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:50,910 he's giving us boxes of 30 ways he's 473 00:28:01,970 --> 00:27:52,530 giving he's giving us our own 308 ammo 474 00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:01,980 back like he just he just took that from 475 00:28:14,030 --> 00:28:09,030 the is that our [\h__\h] yeah it is oh my 476 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:14,040 god Joe doing you're not eat your pvp is 477 00:28:21,620 --> 00:28:18,090 not open you see that the uh oh my god 478 00:28:24,260 --> 00:28:21,630 just going down what did I kill a but 479 00:28:27,770 --> 00:28:24,270 your pvp is not on howdy then says 480 00:28:29,570 --> 00:28:27,780 should see the green X on the lower 481 00:28:31,610 --> 00:28:29,580 right-hand side of that turns to red oh 482 00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:31,620 that's gonna attract some attention by 483 00:28:42,260 --> 00:28:35,310 the way yeah stay here know what the 484 00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:42,270 [\h__\h] alright turned it on oh my god that 485 00:28:46,820 --> 00:28:44,400 bad boy that means if you point your gun 486 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:46,830 at me you can kill me I don't want to 487 00:28:51,019 --> 00:28:48,690 kill you won't kill this guy gonna kill 488 00:28:53,849 --> 00:28:51,029 him go for it 489 00:28:56,340 --> 00:28:53,859 my friends are coming oh yeah we got it 490 00:28:59,340 --> 00:28:56,350 we have to kill him we had a run down 491 00:29:02,159 --> 00:28:59,350 his friends were coming come on hello 492 00:29:06,529 --> 00:29:02,169 Bob oh my god all the zombies are coming 493 00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:06,539 now holy [\h__\h] those are his friends [\h__\h] 494 00:29:12,060 --> 00:29:09,190 wait is he friends with zombie he called 495 00:29:14,310 --> 00:29:12,070 him over here to take care of us ah this 496 00:29:16,979 --> 00:29:14,320 way Paula Jones our building let's go a 497 00:29:19,970 --> 00:29:16,989 note there you know he's not safe it's 498 00:29:24,479 --> 00:29:19,980 rap man is that asketh back oh my god 499 00:29:30,029 --> 00:29:24,489 get that [\h__\h] dude we gotta go south 500 00:29:37,019 --> 00:29:30,039 and Joe follow us go follow us this way 501 00:29:45,749 --> 00:29:37,029 south Joe you following us yeah my 502 00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:45,759 behind you holy [\h__\h] oh my god no I 503 00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:51,549 killed him kill bad pitch oh my god we 504 00:29:58,379 --> 00:29:52,869 got to find a place to hold up and log 505 00:30:00,419 --> 00:29:58,389 off why oh my god log on turn off your 506 00:30:04,289 --> 00:30:00,429 pvp because we can kill each other with 507 00:30:09,269 --> 00:30:04,299 these shotguns to turn it off ok this is 508 00:30:12,629 --> 00:30:09,279 17 yeah it's a cool down period you just 509 00:30:15,269 --> 00:30:12,639 wasted that guy Joe David Icke went 510 00:30:20,609 --> 00:30:15,279 crazy and wasted on did you run him down 511 00:30:23,039 --> 00:30:20,619 no he came back he got game gosh he quit 512 00:30:24,629 --> 00:30:23,049 houses I thought I saw when he blinked 513 00:30:27,229 --> 00:30:24,639 and then it looked like his eyes were 514 00:30:30,060 --> 00:30:27,239 lizard eyes hold over zombies towards us 515 00:30:33,690 --> 00:30:30,070 we had a lot of zombies behind us so i'm 516 00:30:35,639 --> 00:30:33,700 pretty sure that guy was a lizard we can 517 00:30:37,860 --> 00:30:35,649 switch to melee and if there's only a 518 00:30:40,890 --> 00:30:37,870 few of them 519 00:30:43,799 --> 00:30:40,900 there's not there's gonna be a we can I 520 00:30:45,570 --> 00:30:43,809 do agree with you switch to my plate 521 00:30:48,210 --> 00:30:45,580 where's there we go Joe they're coming 522 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:48,220 by well there's only two okay I'm gonna 523 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:51,130 melee Oh breathe fall back fall back go 524 00:30:59,190 --> 00:30:56,130 back wanna get this [\h__\h] [\h__\h] [\h__\h] 525 00:31:01,380 --> 00:30:59,200 you call me a bad mama you phone me a 526 00:31:04,620 --> 00:31:01,390 bad mom I will [\h__\h] you titties up [\h__\h] 527 00:31:06,299 --> 00:31:04,630 I will [\h__\h] them titties up oh oh yeah 528 00:31:10,740 --> 00:31:06,309 see you didn't think this [\h__\h] was gonna 529 00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:10,750 go go down oh yeah see what you think 530 00:31:27,230 --> 00:31:16,270 about that [\h__\h] Spice Girls up in the 531 00:31:38,850 --> 00:31:31,380 ya weilin that guy I wish the animations 532 00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:38,860 were a little better yeah like I want to 533 00:31:44,060 --> 00:31:40,510 be able to like see it look like I'm 534 00:31:48,060 --> 00:31:44,070 wailing on this [\h__\h] oh yeah Jessie 535 00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:48,070 boom tag team back again damn come on 536 00:31:55,549 --> 00:31:50,920 this guy won't fall down just die you 537 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:02,070 damn it all right well yes I feel better 538 00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:06,490 about myself now yeah I just went crazy 539 00:32:11,789 --> 00:32:08,110 get the devil into the early medical 540 00:32:13,350 --> 00:32:11,799 checks on you you have a I'm carrying a 541 00:32:16,169 --> 00:32:13,360 heavy load we gotta drop our [\h__\h] I 542 00:32:20,669 --> 00:32:16,179 can't thank I at our place that place is 543 00:32:22,980 --> 00:32:20,679 now full of zombies yes well that 544 00:32:24,659 --> 00:32:22,990 doesn't sound good way let's go clear it 545 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:24,669 out sorry [\h__\h] played are you 546 00:32:33,659 --> 00:32:27,370 checking me I just checked my I can 547 00:32:36,690 --> 00:32:33,669 check you we were and since you just see 548 00:32:43,130 --> 00:32:36,700 still but I convenient you again slight 549 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:43,140 damage to Alex Jones maybe I can picture 550 00:32:49,470 --> 00:32:45,490 stop moving I don't have any time a see 551 00:32:52,950 --> 00:32:49,480 any I'm exhausted I'm hi exertion I have 552 00:32:54,899 --> 00:32:52,960 a heavy load uh let's go find a house 553 00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:54,909 goddamn it this guy's gonna be looking 554 00:32:59,970 --> 00:32:57,850 for us I mean I don't know if this what 555 00:33:01,740 --> 00:32:59,980 this guy's intention really was he 556 00:33:04,740 --> 00:33:01,750 dropped a lot of bullets for us but then 557 00:33:06,180 --> 00:33:04,750 I think those bullets for our three way 558 00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:06,190 I found in the [\h__\h] he gave us our 559 00:33:12,330 --> 00:33:09,789 Harbor with back yes that's why I killed 560 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:12,340 him I'd look I'm not disagreeing with 561 00:33:17,460 --> 00:33:14,730 you I think you made the right decision 562 00:33:19,620 --> 00:33:17,470 there's a guy was eluding her [\h__\h] but 563 00:33:21,210 --> 00:33:19,630 he didn't know it was our [\h__\h] but at 564 00:33:24,779 --> 00:33:21,220 the same as police definitely does not 565 00:33:27,090 --> 00:33:24,789 know every windows broken and there's no 566 00:33:30,419 --> 00:33:27,100 bathroom you didn't want to join the 567 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:30,429 gang oh yeah yeah it was horseshit he 568 00:33:34,950 --> 00:33:33,250 didn't want to join the gang yeah that's 569 00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:34,960 yeah join us or Die that should that's 570 00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:36,760 that's what we're doing from now on I 571 00:33:41,909 --> 00:33:39,370 wasn't gonna I'm gonna kill him I may I 572 00:33:44,820 --> 00:33:41,919 don't know I don't have pain yeah the